21 Reasons Why

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General of the Army
Points: 2044
Oct 31, 2008 9:29 am

21 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Should Not be Elected Vice-President of the United States:

1) She is a Woman.
2) She does not believe in killing babies, born or unborn.
3) She is NOT endorsed by Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Geraldine Ferrara, Barbara Walters, Helen Thomas, Ellen DeGeneris, Ted Kennedy, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews, Barbra Streisand, David Letterman, or others who fervently believe in a Woman's Right to Choose (to kill babies).
4) She is married to a Foreigner --a species called 'Native American'--meaning her five children are half-breeds.
5) She has on more than one occasion expressed PRIDE in the United States of America .
6) Unlike decent, self-respecting Democrats everywhere, she has a 17-year-old daughter who became pregnant out of wedlock.
7) She is a member of the National Riflemen's Association/actually owns firearms/ and know how to use them.
Cool She has killed a moose, among other animals - and spreads the propaganda that it is hunters, through their license fees, that keep American wildlife from becoming extinct.
9) She often does her own grocery and other household shopping.
10) She drives a car, and flies a plane.
11) She chose to give birth to a defective child, rather than allow a skilled Abortion Doctor to kill it for her.
12) She refuses to apologize for seeking the termination of an Alaskan State Trooper just because he applied a gentle taser to his 12-year-old stepson (who, of course, happened to be Gov. Palin's nephew).
13) She is inexperienced. And she refuses to admit that her duties as the chief executive in the State of Alaska are nowhere near equal to those of a public servant who was once a Community Organizer, or that of a United States Senator who has carried the awesome burden of overseeing a staff of political appointees.
14) She has a son who is in the U.S. . Military, deployed to the Persian Gulf --probably making her prejudiced against all the peaceful Muslims in that part of the world.
15) She is on Oprah Winfrey's 'Do Not Invite' list.
16) She professes to be a Christian, but has no 'Spiritual Adviser'-- even though Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who served Sen. Obama in that capacity for 20 years, is now available.
17) She isn't really a 'beauty queen,' as advertised. She was only the runner-up in the Miss Alaska Contest; and Alaska is not a very populous state, anyway.
18) The Obama-Biden ticket is favored over McCain-Palin, 80% 20%, by our friendly allies in France.
19) Her children are not properly trained in hygiene. (Did you see her 7-year-old daughter shamelessly lick the entire palm of her hand at the Convention, then use it to slick down the hair of her little brother?)
20) She is of mixed English, German, and Irish ancestry -- and you KNOW you can't trust the Limey's, Krauts, or Micks.
21) Back to No. 1: This is the one that really galls modern, liberal 'feminists.' Gov. Palin is a woman, a female-type wife and mother, who shaves her legs, wears makeup, dresses smartly, often cooks meals for her family, doesn't give a hoot about the National Organization for Women or the all-powerful Teachers Unions--and obviously will never, ever fit in as a member of the Washington Elite.

Do we want a person like this to be the Vice President of the United States?

THIS AMERICAN CITIZEN SAYS YOU BETCHA PARTNER!!!!!!!!!


General
Points: 1878
Oct 31, 2008 12:26 pm

Seems we can always count on you to be on the cutting edge of humor and sarcasm. Keep up the posts, I love them.

Life is short, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


General of the Army
Points: 2044
Oct 31, 2008 1:31 pm

Sir, Yes Sir!


Captain
Points: 146
Oct 31, 2008 5:34 pm

+1 now let's hope she gets a chance to do her job..

As long as I have a gun in my hand, I control my own destiny.


Major General
Points: 1098
Nov 1, 2008 2:50 pm

IF OBAMA WINS , IT IS NOT MY FALT . I VOTED EARLY TODAY 2HRS. IN LINE BUT IM DONE . MOOSE STEW UP PRETY GOOD , WISH SHE COULD SHIP ME SOME , ID EAT IT FOR TURKY DAY . RATHER HAVE VENISUN BUT, MOOSE WILL DO IN THE STEW !


Major
Points: 222
Nov 10, 2008 8:23 am

4) She is married to a Foreigner --a species called 'Native American'--meaning her five children are half-breeds.
. CHAINDRIVENas I am affended as you words, As I recall white came here from
Great Britan and my race stayed in nation before you race. check on your education,and you seem racist


General of the Army
Points: 2044
Nov 10, 2008 11:27 am

Major AK Sniper,
Please accept my sincere apology.

My post wasn't meant to offend. Only to bring to light how ridiculous those who opposed Palin’s selection for McCain’s running mate. Perhaps you should have read the entire post.

The post was sarcastic in nature. Some might call it humor.

With respect to Native Americans, I don’t have anything against Sarah’s husband.

I work and live with Native Americans here in northern Minnesota.

Minnesota gets its name from the Dakota word minisota, meaning "water that reflects the sky."

Indian culture is very prominent here. Many areas throughout this region are privileged to bear native names. Bug-O-Nay-Geeshig, Minnetonka, Hiawatha, Minnehaha, Foud du lac, Mille Lacs, Ta-Oyate-Duta, just to name a few.

As a HVAC engineer, I have been requested to be present during meetings with Tribal Counsel Leaders as a consultant. These are a proud people that hire me to designed mechanical systems for large casinos, medical clinics and water treatment plants built by the Chippewa, Dakota Soux and Ojibwe Tribes.

I have been honored by the Tribes several times. Invited by the elders to attended traditional ceremonies. Ceremonial pipes were used as a means of conveying prayers or wishes and bless the construction project.

I was taught and learned how the smoking mixture symbolically forms a bridge believed necessary for successful communication with non-human beings that influenced fates or outcomes.

I respect this culture and it's beliefs. AK Sniper, believe what you want to. I am not racist towards the Native American People.

Sincerely,

General Chaindriven


Major General
Points: 1098
Nov 10, 2008 8:19 pm

WHAT YOU GUYS WATCH NASCAR IN AK . COOL!


Major General
Points: 1098
Nov 10, 2008 9:31 pm

IM NOT IETHER , I HATE EVERY ONE EQUALY. THAT WAY EVERY ONE IS THE SAME . HAAA!


Major
Points: 222
Nov 11, 2008 7:08 am

Well I was out the norm when I last posted.Just probaly 2 much thinking,still kinda,
We watch basically whats put on the channels on dish.


General of the Army
Points: 2044
Nov 11, 2008 12:40 pm

AK Sniper,
Nothing wrong with still thinking - that's good.
More Americans need to think. Be carful watching 'whats put on the channels'
The media is bias and partial. Coverage will only support their point of view and the liberal agenda. Remember if you read the news paper, your misinformed and if you don’t, your uninformed.


Brigadier General
Points: 485
Nov 11, 2008 6:04 pm

AK, I read the General's post, and I really felt like he was saying how ridiculous it is that anyone would say her children's race was an issue. It was definitely written in a sarcastic tone.


General of the Army
Points: 2044
Nov 11, 2008 8:41 pm

Absolutely correct and succinct.
You're a good friend Colonel, salutations.

I favor not to offer excuses, but an explanation was warranted.
If anyone is offended by my opinions or posts, please let me know.
I welcome all prospects to gain knowledge and new friends.


Brigadier General
Points: 485
Nov 13, 2008 1:04 pm

As are you General!


Major General
Points: 1098
Nov 13, 2008 8:05 pm

I COULD NOT SEE HIS POINT . SO HAY . WHAT EVER .WE KID EACH OTHER ALL DAY AT WORK ,NO ONE TAKES IT SERIUOSLY . I DONT SEE COLOR , RACE , JUST AMERICAN !


Major
Points: 222
Nov 15, 2008 2:01 am

well yeah I got your point and I to see or nation as Americans,

Being trained and means your opponent will think again not to attack a expert at arms.