Jokes
 Lieutenant Colonel
Points: 20
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Jul 6, 2007 8:23 pm
I'm always on the lookout for any decent jokes so I thought it would be nice to share some with you and if you know any good ones and would like to put some on here please do. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling: A guy goes to the local barber to have his hair cut and takes his young daughter with him. The little girl sits down next to her father while he's having his hair cut eating a cake. The barber, understandably concerned, says ''dont sit so close you're going to get hair on your muffin'' the little girl replies '' yeah I know, & I'm gonna grow tits too!'' A hippie, the Dalai Lama and Bill Gates are on an aeroplane, the engine fails and the plane goes into freefall and there are only 3 parachutes. The pilot says ''I cant die I'm the pilot'' so he grabs a parachute and jumps out. Bill Gates says ''I'm the smartest man alive I can't die'' and he jumps out so the hippie and the Dalai Lama are left on the plane and the Dalai Lama says to the hippie ''I've had a long life, I have no regrets so you take the last parachute'' and the hippie says ''No it's OK man, the worlds smartest man just jumped out with my rucksack!'' |
  Major General
Points: 230
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Jul 8, 2007 1:57 am
Ok, Here's one a cop told me.... A trucker called up his boss "I've hit a pig & it's stuck in the bullbar and baddly injured", The boss said "Dont panic, there's a rifle behind the seat, just get it out, shoot it in the head & pull it out of the bars" The trucker calls his boss back after a couple of minutes "Right I've done that but I've still got a problem..... The blue light on his bike is jammed up tight under the axle". |
  Brigadier General
Points: 127
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Jul 17, 2007 3:46 pm
hey jack tht was a nice one.PROUD 2 B HINDU |
  Colonel
Points: 47
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Jul 19, 2007 5:08 am
you sick pup GIT-ER-DONE |